Billy Joel

Billy Joel Cost me my Job!
I loved doing the Lobsterman with Maclean & Maclean.
My last performance was at the El Macombo. We were doing the last set and as I was getting ready to go up to the stage I saw the manager whisk Billy Joel and his band to a reserved table.

So when I sang the Lobster song I stuck Billy Joel's name into it.

Murray McLauchlan New York

My Birthday with Murray McLauchlan in New York 1976
⁠In 1976 I invited Murray to come to New York with me for the July 4th weekend and the tall ships. I had to fly down to pick up the van for the SORC sailboat Bonaventure V. The boat was racing in the Onion Patch in Bermuda and coming in to New York to go up the Hudson River and Erie Canal etc. back to Toronto and they wanted me to drive the van back. Besides July the 4th is my birthday and where else to celebrate but new York for America's 200th birthday.? An added goody was an invitation from the Canadian Norwegian ambassador to have a sail on the Christian Radich.
⁠(This was compliments of my sister who worked at Harbourfront in Toronto) we were using Murray's agent to book tickets. The trip got complicated, my bartender Laura wanted to go home to New York so I got a ticket for her, and then Krash's girlfriend Wendy wanted to go to meet Krash who was sailing to New York, (so I got a ticket for her. We no sooner were in the air than somebody phoned Murray's wife and told her Murray and Gary were going to New York with 2 women. (this caused serious problems)
⁠After much ado, we got a hotel room and I went to pick up the boat's van for transportation. As it happened I got a free parking spot around the corner from the Hotel. In New York on July 4th weekend etc etc. so we never moved the van until we left and took cabs. Laura took us to her old studio and the bar she used to work at. It was right at the Manhattan side of the Brooklyn Bridge which is a great place to hang out.
⁠This was beside the Fulton fish Market which was having a fair so we ended up spending the evening at the fair that was run by the mafia. Spending was the operative word for Murray he went a little crazy. One of the Hanky Panks had a life-sized stuffed bear as a grand prize. Murray decided he had to have it. After about 5 hours and 3 hundred dollars he finally won it. So there we were 2 o clock in the morning going back to the Hotel trying to stuff this giant bear toy into the cab. It wouldn't fit so after 15 minutes of trying Murray took a long look at the bear and said What the hell do I want with this for and threw it on the street. As we drove off the streets were empty.
⁠The fireworks at the Statue of Liberty were beyond belief. it was an adventure getting there. We hailed a cab to the end of The Battery' but when we got a couple of blocks away all the cars just parked in the middle of the street. The cabbie stopped and got out and said Cant go anywhere no charge and walked away. We followed towards the shore of the Hudson. Entrepreneurs had cleaned out some garbage bins and filled them full of beer so we got a dozen. finally, we got to the shore where there was a gate and grandstand seats for $10.00. Some guy said that's a rip follow me. We followed him through a hole in the fence. It was crazy it was marshland with grasses and rushes up to 7 feet tall. So here we are New York City following a complete stranger n a winding footpath through an unknown jungle. 5 minutes later we are at the shore in the best possible spot to see the fireworks. We give our friend a beer and wait. Without a doubt the longest most spectacular show I have ever seen The finale was a giant helicopter dragging the biggest Stars and Stripe flag i have ever seen Spontaneously 6 million begin to sing "Oh say can you see ... " Shit I never got such shivers up my spine, they wouldn't stop I reached down to get a beer hoping a big gulp would stop them. i clunked heads with Murray who had felt the same thing and the same idea.
⁠New York was crazy. We could not get to the Christian Radich for our sail. it was across the harbour and we couldn't get there. Idiots would throw shopping bags of lighted fireworks off the tops of buildings and everybody would have to run for cover. Boots and Spurs was not a country and western bar. Murray took me to the Bitter End where he used to play. he wore a white leisure suit. Krash and Wendy came with us. Krash split an entire jug of Sangria over Murray. The night before we left about two in the morning Murray climbed up a fence for one last look at some of the ships docked under the Brooklyn Bridge and a cop stopped us. Canadians I caught
⁠a Canadian with some pot the other night. he told me it was legal in Canada so I let him go.
⁠The ride home is another story.
⁠Made up for the Ship ride when the Christian Radich got to Toronto⁠Made up for the Ship ride.
⁠I spent a couple of weeks visiting The Christian Radich almost daily with Murray Mclauchlan. First, my sister arranged a trip on CR in New York which fell through. To make up for it The Norwegian Ambassador arranged a trip through the Welland Canal. I took Murray with me and we got through the canal alright but couldn't sail to Toronto because of the weather. To make up for this We were invited aboard for a sail with Lieutenant Governor Pauline McGibbon's party aboard a few days later. With all this time we became good friends with the Captain and crew. We had carte blanche aboard for the next week or so. Murray gave them a copy of all his records when he found out they only had Gordon Lightfoot records aboard. I invited them to my ' after-hours club' Where some came every night. When they left the Captain gave me a bottle of Aquavit and I can't remember what I gave them. It was a great time from sail to Party. (1976 My sister Gaille was a principal secretary at HarbourFront at the time.

After Hours & The Police

After Hours Bar Questions.
You must of went to a lot of different Liquor Stores?
No I went prettymuch to the same store all the time, I was treated as a
valued customer and at xmas i was usually given a few bottles of wine as
a present. I remember picking up order near Xmas one year. A wino watched
in amazement as they filled case after case of liquor. After a couple of
minutes he gasped. Well if you got the money I got the time.
It should be noted that I was often offered stolen booze and I never ever
bought any. I was a bootlegger not a fence. I also only bought priemium
booze and charged priemium prices.

MacLean and MacLean

MacLean and MacLean
The MacLean’s came to my club one night and we immediately became fast friends. I joined them in performing sing the second oldest recorded song in the English language. It is an old Scottish Ballad called the ‘Lobster’ and I was known as the Lobsterman. I couldn’t sing that well but mostly got through it. To begin with I took it very much in stride. But eventually I begin to care about how I did. That is when I ran into trouble and got stage fright and I actually used to sweat before I did my bit. Then one night I did it, I forgot the words. They waited through a chorus and then Gary Looked at me. “Did you forget the words?” I nodded my mind racing trying to find the words. “You Arsehole!” says the ever-helpful Gary. Somehow I found the words and finished the song and never really had much trouble again.

Howard Duff

I met Howard Duff making Double Negative. I was the assitant to the producer and it was my job to look after Howard. I met him at the airport. "Hi I'm Howard Duff and if you don't think I'm tough, Remember I was married to Ida Lupino for twenty years". Howard and I became great friends and his girlfriend Judy. We spent many pleasant hours together over about 6 weeks. I showed them around Toronto and we had many lunches and dinners together. And far too many drinks.I took them to some clubs.

How I Saved Woodstock

chip today

I got out of the Navy in 1962 and found myself hanging out in the Folk Scene In Toronto.
I was friends with Ken Danby who owned the New Gate of Cleve coffee house. and I then ended up in charge of the Food Concessions at the second Mariposa folk Festival in Orillia. I was staying at a motel as we set up the week before, and in the next room was the coolest guy I had ever met. he was from New York and did the lighting. We had a few beers together everyday. Chip had little round blue sunglasses and a young hippie wife with a baby and he knew everybody and was just cool. So the day befor the show he is looking real sad and I ask why. he says he is leaving. he broke his most important light and it cost $150.00 and he didn't have enough to pay for it. I asked if he could get it in Orillia he said yes. So we went and bought it and I charged to the Festival. So the show went on and saved his business. That cool guy was Chip Monck one of the principle founders of the Woodstock Festival. So that is how I saved Woodstock (lol)

OLD UXBRIDGE (40’s and 50s)

I came to Uxbridge in  the spring of 1948. It was kind of strange My sister Gaille and I had stayed  in Montreal for over a year until our parents had found a place to live in Ontario. Gaille stayed with my mother's sister Carrie and me with my father's sister Stella. I lived in a totally French part of McMasterville and so when I came here I kind of spoke half French and half English. My Aunt Stella brought us down on the train. It was such a wonderful feeling to see my parents again. The station was amazing it was like out of a storybook painted a bright red with a pointed cone roof and a permanent smell of creosote. We walked from the station to Toronto Street. Wow we lived in a mansion, 'River Valley Court' We lived with my mother's step-sister Bessie who was married to 'Mac' Anderson. I later learned Mac won River Valley Court in lieu of 800 dollars in a poker game. My first view of River Valley Court is burned into my 5 year old memory. There was a formal steel fence around the property and inside the fence was a large trench almost like a moat in front of it. An old 1 ton Garbage truck was dumping garbage into that moat.
            The moat was actually a slue running under the main street from the central Pond, it than just ran along the east side of Toronto Street in a board slue in front of River Valley Court to the Tannery where it ran a water wheel. I later learned that people who lived on the other side of the street just ran their raw sewage pipes under the street into the slue. Mother had complained about this to the Board of Health who consisted of Doc McClintock and he did nothing. Then her friend Elsie Wood's daughter Marion fell in the slue and became very ill. Mother complained again and with no remedy she cut appropriate size branches and with an axe she drove plugs into all the offending pipes. With backed up toilets the offenders quickly acquired septic tanks.
            We lived in 2 small dingy rooms on the second floor. Life with Mac and Bessie was a little crazy. I remember a hockey stick that was used to reach around the corner of the porch to turn on the hydro after Max had turned off to save money. Max also had a mint Maxwell yellow roadster with a rumble seat that he occasionally took us on picnics. I learned later that he had bought this from John Grieg $25.00 down and I will see you later. Some how the "moat" was quickly filled in and as I explored the grounds it is hard to imagine as it stands today. There was a huge lawn that went well beyond Jim Campbell's Offices. A huge oak tree stood in the middle of the lawn and a row of great Maples along the street. There was a wooden garage on the south end it was full of records and papers and old furniture. I still have a beautiful old table that mother salvaged from there. It has piece sliced out of it that was supposed to have been done my American Officer during the war of 1812. ?? There was a large brick driving shed and stable at the north end this too was filled with all sorts of neat stuff that was also just abandoned.
 I remember my sixth birthday so well. It was the first real one of my life. I had a real cake with candles and lots of new friends, mostly the wonderful Woods Family from across the street. They where my first friends in Uxbridge. Gwen was a bit older but Joyce, Tish, Cookie, Bev and Jimmy still in diapers were always a major part of our lives and almost family in those days also around the corner up Albert Street was the McFarland’s Penny and Peter and down the street was Woods cousin Donny.  Donny's father was Gord Woods, Bill Woods Partner in the Lumber Company Donny had the most amazing trick, he would wrap himself around the hub of the lumber one ton truck and when his father drove off he would cartwheel around off the wheel on to the street.  It is hard to describe that summer at River Valley Court. It was an incredible place, the garage had some sort of vehicle in it and was full of old books and files and loads of interesting stuff. It was the same with the driving shed and the basement and the attic. We had full access to everything nobody was interested in all the junk and we could play with anything we liked.
There was no tarmac then it was a deep ravine with a boardwalk on the East side of Toronto Street to River Valley Court. Where Centennial Park is now was then a huge millpond. One spring the Dam broke and it was no more. Shortly after that the Quonset building by the library went up and became the fabulous RIO theatre. 25 cents got popcorn and a movie every Saturday afternoon.
My Father Harold LeDrew and my uncle Bert LeDrew (his twin brother) worked for Mac as painters Mac was rather shady and soon my father and uncle worked for the lawyer
Greig painting his new houses. There was some kind of court case with Mac and I remember that my parents won and we left River Valley Court to move to Vesey’s house  on main Street by the railway tracks. where the rental place is now across form the old veterinary building. I remember well as we moved out of River Valley court the Ballinger family moving in. Fred, Betty Fred jr. and Jack with Billy still in diapers. Fred Ballinger was a butcher and opened a Butcher shop on the north east side of the creek on Brock Street. I can never forget the sign a huge painting of a shorthorn bull with equally huge proportional parts.
How Willard Grieg got to Uxbridge
 Willard Grieg  was a determined young man with ambition to become a lawyer.
He lived in Nestorville (now a ghost town near Thessalon)
as a teenager he was an accomplished trapper and woodsman.
In the spring of 1909(circa) he told his sister Florrie to pack her bags they were going to Toronto. He had a dogsled heaped high with the furs he had trapped all winter pulled by his 2 huskies 'Grit and Tory' He said after he sold the furs he would have enough money to go to law school and also to pay for Florrie's tuition at the Royal Conservatory of Music. So they got on the train with the sled, dogs and all and headed for Toronto.
From Union Station they headed up Bay Street sled and again dogs and all and as they approached Gold's Furriers the dogs who had not eaten for a couple of days broke lose and chased down the furriers cat and killed it and ate it. When the Furrier saw the furs he forgot about the cat. He bought the sled full of furs. He also noticed Florrie and a few years later after she graduated from The Royal Conservatory of Music He (Bert Gold to become Gould) married her.
And they were to become Glenn Gould's parents.

This story was told to me by John Grieg of Uxbridge Ontario
who is Glenn Gould’s first cousin

No sooner then Willard Grieg became a lawyer WWI started up. He joined The Ontario Regiment's Uxbridge Battalion under Major Sharpe. Willard had flat feet and was being discharged. Major Sharpe took him aside and told him he needed somebody to run his law practise in Uxbridge and offered him a partnership for $2.00.
Major Sharpe had promised the people of Uxbridge he would bring his soldiers home safe and sound. That was not to be. Uxbridge had a tragic number of casualties and the despondent major Sharpe committed suicide by jumping out a window in Ottawa rather than face the town. This left Willard with a Law practice for $2.00

Across the street from Vesey’s House lived Tom and Eva Banks. Tom ran a farm right in the town he owned the fields across the track and kept a couple of jersey cows and a Holstein too. I remember Tom chopping heads off chickens and when our Hound dog 'Mike; impregnated Tom's Bulldog and especially Tom swearing as he drowned the pups.
Next door lived Elwood Wagg. He was a gentle man and loved kids. He was burdened with most grotesque rupture. He always wore extra large overalls and it looked like a basketball between his legs. Some times he even carried it in a wheelbarrow. I guess he was more terrified of Doctors than living with this terrible deformity. It is amazing that he lived so long with it and still managed to do odd jobs and hunt and fish.
Down Main Street towards Brock Street just above the bridge over the creek lived a midget. He had a strange little half sized house that he had built to suit himself.

Mrs. Percy King was a mysterious recluse. I guess she had Alzheimer’s one day she walked down the railway tracks and threw herself off the trestle (The BB Bridge) Of course we kids had to look at the poor old dear lying in the creek  shocked that she wore a wig.
Oscar Welsh was another tragic case he disappeared in the spring floods and they found his body behind our place in the creek some weeks later.

David Milne lived in Uxbridge then and I occasionally played with his son David. David’s mother tried to repay some kindness showed by another schoolmate’s mother by offering her on of David’s oil paintings. The mother handed it back sniffing “I wouldn’t hang that in the house.’

Dr. Carl and Sheila Puterbough were dear friends of our family too. Carl made the mistake of turning down an offer of a painting for some dental work from David Milne too.

Later Duncan Macpherson moved to town. My dad told me a story about sitting with Duncan and David Milne on the train to Toronto. Somewhere near Stouffville David pointed out the window and remarked what a beautiful green this haystack was.   Duncan said he was crazy that haystack was red. Dad said he didn’t say anything but that haystack sure looked yellow to him

Duncan was a wild man. He was banned for life from the Uxbridge Legion at least 3 times.
One time he took my mother to the Stouffville Sales Barn auction to buy some garden tools. Duncan bid and got a huge box of garden tools for a dollar but that came with a dozen or so window screens. As they carried them to the car Mother asked Duncan what she was going to do with all the screens. Don’t you know anything says Duncan as opened the nearest car door and threw them in the back seat.



Opium Story



In 1969 a group of us in Toronto rented an old mansion on Jarvis Street between Dundas and Gerrard.
It was not quite a commune. It was a sort of Hippie paradise. We could actually order drugs with our pizza delivery. I always seemed to pay my share of the pizza. I always seemed to wake up after it was all eaten. We actually had a girl who used to occupy the house when nobody was there. We often saw her jumping out a window or the backdoor when we came home. She didn't seem to steal anything or eat much so we didn't worry about it.
We smoked pot and hash most of the time and dropped acid every weekend.
One hot summer Friday night I got home after a usual night at the Pilot Tavern sometime after one. The house was empty? There was still a few beer left in the fridge? What happened? I grabbed a beer and heard a giggle from the back yard. I open the back door and there is like a dozen or so bodies lying all over the yard and Curtis and Whitey hunched over a pipe on the back step.
Hey man! Jeff brought some opium back from Morocco, Wanna try some? sure I say and I am presented with a lit pipe. Curtis and Whitey fade off to the grassy bed and I sit there sipping beer and dragging on the pipe. Suddenly I see across the maze of backyards and alleys a flashlight and then a woman police officer. She wends her way to the back fence and i amble over. I have had a complaint about the noise she says. I look around at the unconscious crew.
You must be kidding. I say. Sorry! she says and moves off in the general direction of Away!
Wow I woke up in the morning sun. Everybody else long gone for breakfast. I couldn't believe the vivid dreams. A complete different reality rather than a vague hallucination like acid and psilociban. I smoked it with my girlfriend for a few days but then I felt that little twinge of addiction and refused to smoke anymore. Much to chagrin of my girlfriend and we actually broke up over this.

Blind Date about 1968

One night I was having a beer at the Pilot When Pierre Sarrizan came in. He looked around and when he saw me he sat down. After ordering a beer and passing forth the usual pleasantries. Pierre asked if would do him a really big favour.He said he was supposed to meet a friend from Montreal but something had come up and he couldn't wait. Would I meet her and show her around.So i sat there with a name and basic description. Denise was very pretty, absolutely charming, if a touch young for me. I told her the story and asked if she wanted me to show her the town. she did not hesitate and we started off. At the time she probably could not have had a better guide. I was the party man of Toronto, I knew everybody gave great party. We hit the el Mocambo for a while but Grossman's was the happening place that night and we soon had primo seats for the Downchilds Blues Band. We rocked til closing and i offered a late dinner in china Town so we headed south down Spadina holding hands. We passed the Paramount Tavern as about 300 hundred blacks hit the street as it closed too. I could never resist showing off so I hollered. Hey Any of you niggers got any dope. Not nice! poor Denise squeeze my hand desperately No dont! what are you doing?? Of course I knew everybody and within minutes we had had a bout 10 joints delivered with nudges and smiles.We lit up and smoked on down to Kwong Chows for food and celebrities. lastly I grabbed a cab and delivered her home. Pierre said she said she had a great time.

Ned Beatty

Darts With Ned
Back in the mid eighties I’d had a few pints with Graydon Gould at The Artful Dodger.
He is an icon of Canadian Television he used to be the Forest Ranger in the 50’s.
I had been involved in the movie business and we had a few mutual friends. One afternoon he invited me to go with him to the 22 to meet Ned Beatty who was shooting ‘Switching Channels’, and to go to supper with them. We met in the 22 and Ned was very subdued. He was very quiet and had an orange juice in front of him and said he just didn’t feel like drinking or eating. We talked a bit but Ned excused himself.” I have just had a terrible day.” So I am going to turn in early”. He apologized to Graydon and started packing up his stuff. He reached into his shirt pocket and moved a set of darts to his kit.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out my darts. “Would you like a game?” I asked.
Off we went to the Artful Dodger I was a pretty good dart player at that time and we took on all comers and won every beer. We drank long dark pints and ate meat pies long into the night. Trading movie stories and playing over our heads it was just a wonderful evening. He said never mind about the dollar We will be shooting movies here because of the crews, these were the most professional i ever worked with.  He was really a brilliant, erudite, interesting and knowledgeable guy, he seemed to enjoy himself immensely and I was told he came back a couple of times over the next year looking for me. What a fun night.

Dame Edna and my friend Harvey Cohen who played Edna's gay son Kenny
While I met most celebs socially through some sort of bizI have accidental meetings too. I was in this huge cocktail bar in Clearwater Florida with my brother Jack when this gent asked me about my hat."Where did you get that lovley hat he asked? Believe it or not at the drugstore I replied. I went to dozens of clothing shops but only walgreens has any decent hats I told him. "Thank you for that."he said. I looked at him closely, " hey aren't you Dame Edna? "Oh you have seem me on the telly," he said. But then refused to admit he was Dame Edna. Which Barry Humphreys does of course. I called Jack over and we had a bit of a conversation with him and his wife. i tried to introduce him as Dame Edna but he still wouldn't admit anything. "Where are you from?" he asked me. I told him Toronto. You must be from Canada too he asked Jack. No said Jack I am from here now I got kicked out of Canada for over tipping. We parted laughing.
Hi I am Gary LeDrew
And I am writing a book
I was lucky enough to be in the middle of most things in sixties and seventies and got to hang out with some of the greats and near greats and characters of that time.

I was involved in the Art scene and was friends and hung out with Jack Bush, Harold Town, Gord Rayner Robert markle, Mickey Handy, Gerry Gladstone, Gershon Iskowitz etc. etc. and I have stories about all of them.
I was in the music biz and managed a few bands like Kid Bastien and hung out with most of them. I was a close friend of Murray McLachlan for years, and hung out with Mike McDonald, Danny Marks, Praire Oyster, Irish Rebels, Downchilds, Ian Tyson, Tom Cochrane, Burton Cummins etc. etc. of course I was the Lobsterman and sang with McLean and Mclean. I hung out with Cannonball and Nat Adderly whenever they came to town.
I was Toronto's leading bootlegger for 5 years everybody came to my afterhours club from the Rolling Stones to the premier of New Brunswick. And Joanie Mitchell sang there.
I won an Actress in a poker game, Helen shaver cooked me supper and I went out with a bunch of models and actresses.
Lesley McDonnell introduced me to Leonard Cohen , Rod Steward and Paul Shaffer for a few. I hung out with Leonard for a while. I survived a night hanging out with Hunter S. Thompson (sitting with tom Waites)I basically had backstage passes to Maple Leaf Gardens and Massey hall whenever i wanted and Bonnie Rait kicked me out of her dressing room.
In the Movie biz I was friends with Mike Ironside for years and Winston Reckert, Catherine O'Hara, Michael Sarrazin,I have lain on Elizabeth Ashely's belly while she shoved coke up my nose. I showed Johnny Hart and Jack Caprio a good time. I took Howard Duff to Lunch everyday for a six weeks and was on his xmas card list until he died. I drank with Richard Burton at least a couple of times a week for 3 months and he told me everything.
I lived on a lighthouse as a kid and took off sailing in the caribbean for 15 months. I took and sold all manners of drugs and in the seventies I was The guy to know in Toronto.
I was one of the few white guys go to the Elephant walk club. If there is one thing I hope to dispel is Toronto as a dull place.
To business I am getting old and not in great health, I am living on a basic pension and I have to Hustle with my art and web sites most of the month to get by. I am afraid I might die before I get all these stories down
My friend Richard Flohil is also raising money to write his book so far over ten thousand and well deserved Richard was instrumental to the folk and blues and jazz scenes in Toronto and tells a good story too. In my own way I was too, I helped a lot of people along the way and I never really cared about money , you wouldn't believe the people that never paid their bar tabs for starters. i just might be a little more fearless in my admissions. For I am not ashamed of anything I did there is lots I wish I had never done.